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'When I said I wanted the Beers of the World for my birthday, I meant all 76,319.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Low-Energy Drinks

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beers

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

Beer Stall

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

ThrEschers.