Workshop Enthusiast Pillows

'Then again, if you're not very smart, it's OK to just work harder.'

Belief and Trust.

Change Management Seminar Changed to 7th Floor

'Did Mom send you to your room, too?'

Chicken Engineer

"Trainee Baristas Queue Here"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Young Frankenstein"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Self help acupuncture

Claus 2.0

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'These are job perks.'

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."