Workshop Dodger T-Shirts

"The 'No Excuses Sales Seminar' is this weekend...but I'm going to try to get out of it."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Private Viewing

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Homework flavored dog food

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'The homework ate my dog.'

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'