Workplace Welfare Prints

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Staff support"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'What's wrong now?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

National Boss Monument.

'Yes, can I help you?'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

Concerned that she would be passed over for a promotion if management knew she was pregnant, Donna concealed the fact.

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

InIn by-products.