Workplace Socializer Mugs

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Quiz Night...

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Communication

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

Beer Garden Kit

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

Getting old...

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"Long bike ride last weekend?"

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.