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Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"...and don't forget to empty the employees' suggestion box."

"As far as I'm concerned any whistleblower who wants to sell out their colleagues and wreck their career is very brave...now what did you want to tell me?"

'No smoking in the building, Haskins.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

"My boss didn't like me thinking outside the box. Now I live in one."

"This isn't the employee retention program I had envisioned."

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

It says if we give up our tea breaks, we can retire three years earlier.

'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

'Alright, alright... go ahead and have a pony tail!'

My boss is a real turd.

'Your need for privacy is out of control.'

'I'll be talking to the boss this morning. I parked in his space!'

'Those responsible for setting the cafeteria ablaze while burning you in effigy have yet to step forward, sir.'

Office with a fake suggestion box.

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

'Out to Hunch.'

Executive Lifestyle

"Then at work I stupidly suggested that a goof-offs anonymous organization be established."

"Is that what you want to be? A slave to capitalism. . ."

'It is a business call. It's my new boss, I quit.'

Thumb your nose at an authority figure - $1.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...