Job Rebel T-Shirts

Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Do not think outside the box!

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Casual Thursday

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

100k Desert Crawl

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

A souped up car...

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'