Job Rebel T-Shirts

Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Do not think outside the box!

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Casual Thursday

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

100k Desert Crawl

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

A souped up car...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'