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"When you're too old to work here I will send you to the dog food factory...as dog food."

Polly txt speak

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Friday

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'And these are the projections if we stop doing silly things like paying the employees.'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"You're hired!"

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

"Time to do it in!"

Dinosaur Group Think

Holiday Gifts 2020

'Before I show you where you'll be working, let me just say that some companies use money as an incentive. I use Vito here.'