Workplace Injury Mugs

'Boss, could you take me out of the sales department for a while?'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"We need a union!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Wear a helmet

No Smoking.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Labor Day '19

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

First Aid Box

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Days without an incident.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'I know just how you feel.'

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time