Work-related Injury Mugs

'It might be better all round Privett if you took a month off.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"We need a union!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

No Smoking.

Wear a helmet

Labor Day '19

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

First Aid Box

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

'I know just how you feel.'

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time