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'Miss Wilcox, send in someone to blame.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

"When I asked if you could start right away, I meant if we decide to hire you."

"According to your brain scan, you just don't want to go back to work."

'Of course we value your opinion Ed. You're always wrong and we need that in knowing what to avoid.'

'I start the morning with a warm 'Hello!' then downgrade through the day to a nod until I finally lose eye contact altogether.'

'How can you be suffering from burnout? You've never really caught fire in this organization.'

'Here - 'It's my way or the. . .'!'

"You're late."

"Hey, you have got great empathy!"

"By the way, while you were off sick we located the bottle neck."

'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'

'Before I show you where you'll be working, let me just say that some companies use money as an incentive. I use Vito here.'

'When is it due Diligence?'

Man out of order like his coffee machine

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'Well, don't just stand there...Hop to it!'

Sign over washroom sink: All Employees: Wash your hands, wipe that stupid grin off your face.

'Here's Adams with the sign now!'

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

Elevator buttons read Easy Come (going up) and Easy Go (going down).

'This is Geoff, who handles all the reports calling for moderation in management bonuses.'

'No, that hasn't crossed my desk yet.'

"We will of course keep you fully uninformed."

"I've always been driven to succeed. Usually by my mom."

'Don't you find loafing gets tiresome?'

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

'I fear we can't pay you overtime allowance just because you can't find the way out of the building.'

Job Safety - Lunch.

"Now let's see you run a hundred yards with a modern management team on your back."

'Finnegan's hurt bad, sir -- a crate of warning labels fell on him!'

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

"Johnson suggests the same thing every month...that we give him more money."

'If you're trying to sneak out of work, you should at least get your coordinates right.'