Workplace Happiness T-Shirts

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

"And this is where we all gave up."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Office Ergonomics.

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"It's hard to keep good people."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Just a little heads up!

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

Suggestion box paper shredder.