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Office Crush

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

I only have eyes for you

"Call me?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

You are my sunshine!

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Your place or mine?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barman In Love.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I think I've scored.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."