
'I noticed there was nothing in the employee handbook about snacks, naps, or pet's birthdays.'
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'I noticed there was nothing in the employee handbook about snacks, naps, or pet's birthdays.'
'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'
"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."
"Sorry—just thinking out loud."
Canadian Zoom
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
Friday is Wet Khakis Day!
Mind if I sneak in and make a quick 500 copies?
'Goodbye 'Kiss and Tell'. Hello 'Discuss and lose interest.''
If you disagree, just shake your head, not the other guy's.
'Friday is casual day, Mr Figgs.'
"Sorry I'm late. I'm sure you've made productive use of your time."
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
Others will fight for you
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Oh no, after you. I insist!"
"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"
'He bowed lower for me than for you.'
Awkward First Dates
Only One Item or Fewer.
'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'
'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'
"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"
'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'
"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
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