Workplace Equality Advocate Pillows

The Equal Opportunities Interview Process.

"You're more than qualified but unfortunately we already have a black woman working here."

'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'

"You're eminently qualified for the job, but our diversity policy calls for a yes-woman in this position,"

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

Sexism in the workplace.

'While you'll be doing the work of three men, Ms. Hopkins, you'll be getting paid the work of one woman.'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

"I'm just saying it's highly curious that no one at the senior manager level or above is a giant bug. That's all I'm saying."

"We pay you 90% of what you are worth... and you give 110%... so we end up even at 100%. OK?"

At least there's no sex discrimination here.

That �10 rise you told me to keep quiet about - I found out everybody else got �20.

"Any more sexist remarks and you'll be polishing my secretary's glass ceiling."

His and Hers Office Trays

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Martin Luther King

Glass Ceiling

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

Same Sex Marriages.

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."