Advocate For Workplace Equality Pillows

'I want to complain about sexual harassment.' - 'You know you're beautiful when you're angry.'

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

"Don't be sad about men only seeing you as a sex object. The same happens to me all the time."

'Just as a matter of interest, why did your last secretary leave?'

"We don't have maternity leave, but our health plan covers contraceptives."

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Glass Ceiling

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Martin Luther King

Same Sex Marriages.

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Black and White: Segregation,

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Human Rights for All

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Hypocrisy about poverty

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

End of Affirmative Action