Workplace Dynamo Mugs

"So he said... if I pay you what the men get I'd have to give them a rise."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'She posted her first blog today.'

In - Out - Pending.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Sales Secretary

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

Business of Finger-pointing

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

The power of the blog.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Miss Wilkins, I need you to pop in and hang up my phone for me again.

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'