Workplace Dynamic Explorer Pillows

Bending over backwards to help staff

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Ahhh...'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"That one shows our office cliques."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

Group of people.

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Little by little they increased their influence with the team.

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"In this office I'm the dog and you are the sheep! When I bark, you move!"

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

'If you know what is good for you, you'll let me decide what is good for you.'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'