Workplace Drama Fan T-Shirts

"Uh oh... Something tells me my blog has been discovered."

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

So what excuse are you going to give me about missing work THIS TIME?

'You must be mistaken, Mrs Gosling, our Mister Gosling assured me last night that he was single and carefree....'

'Your job valuation report was terrible and you're being fired! Use the basement exit!'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Theatre Crowd

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'I'm on the way to a meeting. Go back to whatever you weren't doing.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'I have to make your life miserable. I'm in management.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

Eurydice in prison