Workplace Drama Fan Mugs

"Uh oh... Something tells me my blog has been discovered."

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

So what excuse are you going to give me about missing work THIS TIME?

'You must be mistaken, Mrs Gosling, our Mister Gosling assured me last night that he was single and carefree....'

'Your job valuation report was terrible and you're being fired! Use the basement exit!'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'I'm on the way to a meeting. Go back to whatever you weren't doing.'

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'I have to make your life miserable. I'm in management.'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

Eurydice in prison

"You're not the 'Yes Man' you used to be, Smilby."

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."