Workplace Competition Mugs

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'What's wrong now?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Tension filled the tent.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Yes, can I help you?'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"