Workplace Competition Mugs

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'What's wrong now?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

10 K Tail-Chase

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Yes, can I help you?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"