Workplace Change Initiative T-Shirts

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'I must say, I do like your incentive program.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"Does it not gladden the heart to see Lowry adapt so well to our new low overhead policy?"

"I have a system."

Workplace bullying.

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

"...there's a right way and a wrong way to clear your desk!"

'Because of cost cuts, your computer and telephone got removed. Just make a 'Click-Click' noise for typing, 'Bzzt-Bzzt' for printing and 'Ring-Ring' for incoming calls.'

"You haven't been terminated, just your paycheck."