Workout Wishful Thinker T-Shirts

"I'm thinking about working out."

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Guy in gym

Inkwell Genie.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."