Workout Wannabe Mugs

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

Clancy: Exercising

'Using your workout video as a coaster for that huge dessert tells me you're off your diet.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Strive to win!

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

I'll take this one here.

Executives exercising

I've been doing sit-ups!

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

Charlotte insists on a second opinion.

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

"Well, my fitness band told my doctor how lazy I've been since my last visit. How do I turn on privacy on this thing?!!!"