Workout Updater Prints

I'm posting my jogging time on Facebook. Ah, a "ran some" note!

Exercising

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Gym Dog

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Body Building Mishap

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Sport in library

Woman and sport trainer

"You exercise with your phone?"

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

'My Dad stays in shape watching other people exercise.'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

Dog jogger

Sports and new technologies

Body weight app on mobile

"Definitely time for an upgrade."

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

"You know those annoying couples who jog together? That's us."