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Sport in library

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Exercising

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Body Building Mishap

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

Graduate

"He's new here."

"Have you ever known anyone famous?" "I have." "I've always been great friends with Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." "What? That's you." "Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they should know you." "Hey, you all over there! You know me!" "You don't carry things with your mouth."

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Mountaineering section

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

Woman and sport trainer

"You exercise with your phone?"

Self-realization.

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

'My Dad stays in shape watching other people exercise.'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

"Have you tried spending time with friends who are worse off?"

Workout Calendar

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

Emergency book: 'How To Cope With Stress'.

"You feel like a fake? Man, I wrote the book on faking it. Not really, but that's what I tell everyone."

Mr. Low Self-Esteem Man

Sports and new technologies

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

How to manage stress...

'I'm never happy inless I'm unhappy.'

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.