Workout Planner With A Twist Pillows

Workout Calendar

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Body Building Mishap

'That's our group plan.'

Sport in library

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Woman and sport trainer

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

The Executive Manual of Exercise

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

No we don't have a retirement plan, but we give you time off to buy lottery tickets...

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

'Is there a ring?'

"Yes, I called off our wedding. Didn't you get my inter-office memo?"

When airline pilots get married.

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

Better things to do with your time than trail down the chiller aisle...Learn salsa!

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

Lockdowns

A knight moves to get married.