Workout Planner With A Twist Pillows

Workout Calendar

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Body Building Mishap

'That's our group plan.'

Sport in library

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Woman and sport trainer

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

The Executive Manual of Exercise

No we don't have a retirement plan, but we give you time off to buy lottery tickets...

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

"Yes, I called off our wedding. Didn't you get my inter-office memo?"

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

When airline pilots get married.

'Is there a ring?'

"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

Better things to do with your time than trail down the chiller aisle...Learn salsa!

Lockdowns

A knight moves to get married.