Working With Kids Prints

'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

I like the Jets...I guess

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Wildlife

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Ahhh...'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Look, a bug!"

"And this is our media room."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"That'll be five bucks."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

SALE

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'