Working Towards A Big Purchase Mugs

Selling lemon latt�

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

The Airport.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

Garage Music

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

High end of the market...

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Gay couple living together.

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"What do you mean our ground lease is up?"

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Purchasing and Sales

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

'Beats the heck out of using the prime rate.'

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

"When you said you were rich, I never dreamed you were this rich!"

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

'You knew I was an impulse shopper when you married me!'

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

"Fasten your money belt."