First Big Purchase Mugs

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

House hunting is cruel.

'They're playing house.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Starter Homes

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

First-Customer-Earned

'How can our light bill be so big? We see in the dark.'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Real estate.

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."