Working In Disaster Relief T-Shirts

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

That's What Happens

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Arf! Arf!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Advances in Third World Healthcare

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"I can see our house from here."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Fetching some fuel.

Zika global alert

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

Decontamination

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

Time's running out for Africa

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."