Working In Disaster Relief Mugs

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Arf! Arf!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Zika global alert

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

Decontamination

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Time's running out for Africa

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."