Working Hours Pillows

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

"Management wants to introduce more flexibility into our working hours . . . starting with the 108 hour week."

A couple go to sleep in an office cubicle

'What hours did you do at your last job?' - '8 til 4' - 'How was it?' - 'Alright. It was a bit like 9 til 5...' - '...except I started an hour earlier and finished an hour earlier.' - 'No... no... brain... pain...'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Clock numbered 9 - 5 and Overtime

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Burning the midnight oil.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Work Parfait

Overworked in the office

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Working hours.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

Time for More Paperwork

'These are job perks.'

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."