Working-class Stories Prints

'Jeez, Shirley will be mad at me... There's a spot on my jacket!'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Tic-tac-toe

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

War and Peace GIF

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

'Miss Walker, bring a new pair of underpants right this minute!'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Sweet Jailbreak

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Financial Bailout Required.

Curate talking to miners

Prison Wallpaper.

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

"And to add insult to injury, the CEO fired me in a sticky note."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"I understand that you've been demanding more vacation time. . . so we've decided to let you have the rest of your life off."

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'My boss took a pre-emtive strike... he fired me!'

'You know I felt pretty confident until I saw that sign... I mean, didn't we really get whupped in that fight?'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Brewers Men'

'Er Alf what do you know Margaret Thatcher has died!'