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Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"So that's where you were last night."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Hang on a minute...'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

Two reporters interview each other.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

Reality TV

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'Don't tell me...Team A has the educated guess and Team B the uneducated guess.'

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'It means, like, stop filming...'

Studio 51

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

Journalist murder.

Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

"Cut! And that's a wrap."