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'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Succession 2

EU: Behind the scenes.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'Hang on a minute...'

"So that's where you were last night."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Reality TV

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'It means, like, stop filming...'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'