Worker's Rights Pillows

All social workers are equal, some just get paid a lot more than others.

"It's all very well to argue the case for the unions but in the cold hard light of day I think it's fair to ask what have the unions ever done for us?"

'This is a tough place to work, man- the grievance committee was disbanded for complaining!'

'Union Army'-and all that comes with it!

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"...and I'm telling you, you're not entitled to paternity leave!"

Together we have a voice. . . join your union today.

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"We need a union!'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

The role of administration.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Telekinetics on strike...

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Labor Day '19

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

'I'm not asking for a raise Mr. Betenheeler, but would it be possible for you to treat me as a human being?'

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."