Workday Escapist Mugs

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

CEO Escape

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

Clock watcher

Fairy tale

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

A usual day.

'This is the part of the rat race that I don't challenge.'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

Politician back home

"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"

"Do you mind?"

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."