Workbench Wino Prints

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Working Environment

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Wino Appreciation Group

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

Paving over the window-box

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'it's the field office.'

Alcoholic's X-Ray

Workmen Lifting.

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

Teamwork

Wine Hourglass

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"Finally the wishbone I'd always dreamed of."

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

'We used to share a desk.'

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

Coming soon, wet paint.

'I shouldn't be surprised. Any restaurant that serves Tofurkey is bound to recommend MerNo or Chardon-No-Way to drink with it.'

Park Statue

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”