Yogi Wino Prints

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Yoga with Baby

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Wino Appreciation Group

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

"Here goes nothing."

Alcoholic's X-Ray

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

I love Yoga

Wine Hourglass

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

Meditating on Cacti

"The seventh-inning triangle pose..."