Workaholic Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the workaholic philosopher? Explore a collection of clever and inspiring items that celebrate relentless thinking and a love for pondering life’s big questions. These thoughtfully designed products cater to those who find joy in deep reflection, even amidst busy schedules. Whether it’s a mug for their morning coffee, a motivational print, or a comfy pillow for late-night thinking, these gifts combine wit and wisdom. Show your appreciation for their intellectual zest with a gift that’s as thoughtful as they are.

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"I forgot to call in dead."

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'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.' mockup

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable. mockup

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

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'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'What sort of mission statement is that?' mockup

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

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"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand." mockup

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

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"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?" mockup

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

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'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.' mockup

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

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"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!" mockup

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

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"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?" mockup

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

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Man running in a hamster wheel

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'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

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'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.' mockup

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

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"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?" mockup

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

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Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

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"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it." mockup

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

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Computer monitor for a head.

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'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.' mockup

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

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'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!' mockup

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

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STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer mockup

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

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'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7." mockup

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

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'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!' mockup

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

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Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

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'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?' mockup

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

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'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?' mockup

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

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'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.' mockup

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

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"We're looking for a workaholic with another job that'll provide the pension and health benefits we don't provide."

"We're looking for a workaholic with another job that'll provide the pension and health benefits we don't provide." mockup

"We're looking for a workaholic with another job that'll provide the pension and health benefits we don't provide."

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Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background. mockup

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

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"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?" mockup

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

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Night-shift entrance

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Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly mockup

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

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'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!' mockup

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

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"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him." mockup

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

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Workaholic Philosopher Gifts Collection

Workaholic Philosopher Mugs

Discover more thoughtful mugs for workaholic philosophers and elevate their coffee routine with clever, inspiring designs.

Workaholic Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows with a philosophical twist, perfect for workaholics who appreciate both comfort and cleverness.

Workaholic Philosopher Prints

Browse inspiring prints that capture the spirit of the workaholic philosopher—motivate and amuse with every glance.

Workaholic Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our range of T-shirts for intellectual explorers who love to wear their love of philosophy and wit.