Workaholic Aspirant Gifts

Office Woman

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Computer monitor for a head.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"I need to clone myself."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

Time Out For Teddy

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."