Work Survivalist Pillows

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Late/Too Late.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Arf! Arf!'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Cafe Burns.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"Hell: The Airport"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"Hi, I'm Cindy, the company's most toxic employee!"

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man