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'Mom, guess what?!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

CEO Escape

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"It's his creative time."

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

"May her soul rest in peace."

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

The American Dream: Pause to Honor the American Work Ethic.

'He worked to the day he died.'

"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."

"Another week, another dollar. It seems like life is nothing but work, work, work! But there's nothing wrong with that! I like being busy. And boy, I'm always busy!"

Beer 50

'Sterling likes to ease himself into a vacation.'

"Going into work when everyone is on vacation is my kind of getaway."

'We keep Amos around just in case the computers break down.'

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."

"Hey, pal, I'm on a break."

"I just want to go home, chill out and scoop goo out of my head."

'She reminds me the importance of spending more time at work.'