Work-play Balance Enthusiasts Prints

"So when you are at work, you never get recess? How sad."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Not here - home!'

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Balancing Family and Work

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Office Park

Call Your Office

'Hard day at work, dear?'

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

A Transformer for grownups

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"I don't think we can put off dealing with 'presenteeism' any longer."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

Megacorp. Some days you're the hammer. Some days you're the nail. And then some days the hammer keeps missing the nail and hitting your thumb!