Work-play Balance Enthusiasts Gifts

"So when you are at work, you never get recess? How sad."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Not here - home!'

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Balancing Family and Work

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Office Park

Call Your Office

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

A Transformer for grownups