Work Organization Gifts

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Let's get organized

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Out and In.

Burning the midnight oil.

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Interior design trends for parents....

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'