Work-life Transition Pillows

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

Others will fight for you

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

The fate of the emigrant

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Golfing Boss

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Work/Life Balance

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Work Parfait