Work-life Juggle Master Prints

"This is supposed to be the office part of working from home."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"Taking 'one day at a time' is a nice thought, but here you're expected to take three days at a time."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

"Your husband has finally learned to delegate...."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Balancing Family and Work

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

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