Work-life Juggle Master Gifts

"This is supposed to be the office part of working from home."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"Taking 'one day at a time' is a nice thought, but here you're expected to take three days at a time."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

"Your husband has finally learned to delegate...."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

The Buck Never Stops.

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Balancing Family and Work

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Call Your Office

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

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